親愛的老闆

可能沒人記得我說過～”喜歡烙英文的傢伙，十個裡面有十個是豬頭”，沒關係，爬個文就好

偏偏今天我就是來烙英文的，原因是～這是寫給上次提到那個人頭豬腦的老闆看的

那個人，還用說嗎，就是上面那十個之一囉，用中文寫，擺在他桌上一個月也不會看

用英文寫，他會自我設定為最速件（對了，別忘了那家公司是不准用e-mail的）

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剛剛在刪手機上的一些垃圾，沒想到這個檔案居然還在…

不只喔，還有幾則有趣的東東，都是在那家orz的公司寫的一些orz的公文，下回再po

這一篇算是當初要臭幹譙他之前的最後通牒，很狂是吧，可是我當時是真的有心想救這家公司

而這是我前思後想，認為非下不可的猛藥，結果～事實證明我畢竟還是錯了

因為豬牠畢竟就是豬，就算懂英文，還是改變不了什麼啊

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Dear president

 

I am waiting for a right time to say something seriously to you in these days, after answer the phone from you this morning, I think the time is come.

 I always did the best job as I can ,that is only because I respect my job ,not because I like each corp. or boss(sometimes I like colleagues), I took this job in hxx, because there are works that I am good at, that’s all.

 When I see someone is drowning，the last thing I’ll do is jump into the water, instead, I’ll find some tool to save him. In hxx’s case, I would rather build a system to make things running on the right way, but never being a babysitter，which I have told you.

 The sales dept. is bad, I know, production dept. is worse, I know, so what? we always say “頭痛醫頭” is not the permanent solution, but why we always do things that way? Didn’t you just give me the order?

 My dear boss, you are a honest person, so I am grateful that I can always tell you the truth, what I want to say is ~ let me do my job in my way and judge me with the result (stand in same position will be great ).

 If you don’t agree with my opinion, find somebody else to do this job before time get wasted, mercy is no need, because income is not a problem in my family.

 

pu